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“What do you think, Honey?  Do you think Peter will like this?”  asked my wife as she dressed for a first-time overnight hotel date with her latest boyfriend. My response:  
See how his cock stretches my pussy, Honey.  I don’t think yours does that at all.
See, Honey, It’s as big as I told you it was.  And you didn’t believe that I could handle a nine inch cock.  Ha ha…
You were right, Honey, I do like it.  I really like it…
Hi, Honey, you’re home early.  I didn’t expect you until tomorrow…   It’s not what it looks like.  No he’s not fucking me.  He’s just marinating his cock in my pussy juice
Hi, Honey, I’m glad you’re home.  This is Ian, the friend I told you about, the one with the nice cock that I’ve been stroking in the supply room at work.  I invited him over this evening to fuck me, and I was hoping that you’d be home in time to watch us. 
God, Honey, No way.  I’d never leave you just because you have a tiny penis.  However, we do need to have a serious talk about you finding me a well hung lover or two.
rookienookie:  Very sexy lady inviting us in.  Submit yourself like this!  Are you very sure of this, Honey?  Because if you say yes, the next time you see me like this, I’ll have a pussy full of Scotty’s come, and it will be your job to clean it all out with your tongue.
Thank you, Honey, you are such a practical thinker, and the best husband in the world.  When I noticed that we forgot the lube I though that there would be no way I’d ever be able to take Barry’s big thick cock in my ass. It would just be too painful, but you solved the problem.  Now we can use your cum as lube and I’ll get that big cock up my ass after all.
Are you excited, Honey?  It’ll be your first time ever for sloppy fifths.
A quickie before he gets here?  I don’t think so.  I don’t think your new boss would be too impressed to find my pussy already full of cum when he puts his cock in it, do you?  You’ll have to make do with sloppy seconds, Honey.
Yes, Honey, of course you can smell it.  I know how hard the smell of my pussy makes you.  Now remember though, no touching, at least not for now. Just sniff and take in my aroma.  You’ll have plenty of time to touch, yes, Sweetie, and lick too, later tonight when I get home from my date with Giles. Oh yes, don’t forget that the no touching rule applies to your cock as well.  No stroking…
How are the steaks coming, Honey?  OK… Well then we should get ready to eat.  Joe’s nowhere near to coming, so I’ll suck him off afterwards instead.
That’s it, Honey…  Stroke it so it stays nice and hard.  You know how much I love the way you get all excited, yelling and screaming and shooting your cum all over the bed when I fuck you really hard.
socialneanderthal:  Honey, your boss and that man he’s with are being very….suggestive. ….I’m sorry…just go with it for now….you know how things are….
See how hard his gets, Honey.  Yours used to do that.
Tell me when you’re close honey.  I don’t want to have to spank you again for coming without permission.
Hi, Honey…  You’re late. The guys thought we should wait until you got here, but I couldn’t.
thickwives4bbc:  See honey how big and thick and hard it is?  That is why I want to fuck him all the time. Yours isn’t like this.
allkindsofkink:  hotbisexuals:  tomsmith65:  via images.freebuddymovies.com    See, Honey, I told you that you’d like it if Michael sucked your cock.  There’s nothing wrong with enjoying what another man has to offer.  I can hardly wait until you two change places.  I really want to see you swallow his cum. 
“OK, Honey,  Make yourself comfy,  we could be a while.  Ray’s got very good staying power.  I’ll call you when we’re done and then you can eat your very first cream pie.”  Under her breath,