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socialneanderthal:  Women are all the same….I don’t know if I can do that….I have a small mouth…..can we do it again?  That’s it, Sweetheart.  Breath through your nose.  There you go…  Just let it slide slowly down your throat.
I was a little worried as I surveyed the situation…  Worried for my wife.  She and I had been discussing threesomes, and had decided that if the right scene came together, we’d act on our fantasy. My buddies Jason and Allan showed up at our cottage one sunny afternoon, and after a considerable amount of booze was consumed, the game was on.  I hadn’t considered the idea that I’d be the odd man out, but that didn’t worry me.  All it meant was that I’d get sloppy thirds instead of seconds.  What worried me however, was that Allan had always bragged about all the women he’d bumfucked, and I had no idea how big his fucking dick was.   Nicole and I had tried anal in the past, and regardless of how well we prepared, and or how slow we went, my average sized dick just wouldn’t fit in her tight little anus, but I knew that Allan would be determined, and that he would succeed in getting his thick cock into her petite pooper.  I was really concerned that she would end up with a very sore asshole.  I was even more worried that sore or not, she’d become addicted to having Allan’s big pecker up her ass, and would need it again, and again and…. 
socialneanderthal:  Do I swallow? You’re not going to come in my mouth are you?!?
socialneanderthal:  I know what you want, but I can’t stay long. My husband will be home with the kids soon.
ladyboylover123:  They know an anal virgin when they see one.. and you can feel their eyes stripping you down.  (via havahardt) Only in Vegas…  Somehow he’d ended up at a posh home with a couple of blondes in tow, only to discover that they were not what he thought they were.  The reality of the situation, he realized, was that tonight, he was going lose his anal virginity and give his very first blow job, and strangely, he was looking forward to both. 
socialneanderthal:  myrealstr8stuff:  the-teachers-assistant:  (via carlosdelgrande)
socialneanderthal:  So….I’m having lunch with Nancy across the street from her office. She’s telling me what a great place it is to work, so I was joking around and said “Gee, who do you have to blow to get hired at YOUR company…
socialneanderthal:  You’re not doing it right. White lingerie…. very virginal
socialneanderthal:  When her husband suggested they try something different in the bedroom Wendy thought he had bought another vibrator.
pron4ever:  socialneanderthal:  (via amateurbush, naturalgirls)   I’ll bury my face in her crotch, and inhale.
socialneanderthal:  I’ve got to give extra points for creativity. This just cracks me up.
socialneanderthal:  I’m sorry, Debbie can’t come to the phone right now. She’s …. busy. It’s kinda personal. No, she isn’t avoiding you. We haven’t had a lot of time together this week and there’s a couple things we need to … take care of. The sooner you get off the phone the sooner she can call you back. Seriously?!? I’ll tell you what she’s doing, she’s sucking my dick. For the first time in nearly 2 weeks. She’s not really in a position to speak right now, if you know what I mean. OK. Fine.{click} Your mother wants you to call her when you’re done.
socialneanderthal:  Honey, your boss and that man he’s with are being very….suggestive. ….I’m sorry…just go with it for now….you know how things are….
This is me, earlier this evening.  Another cock, a big one, belonging to my wife’s boyfriend, is probably doing the same thing right now, but it’s doing it in my wife’s pussy. She’ll be annoyed that I jerked off.  She prefers that I save it for later, once she’s home from her date.  She likes that it excites me to the point where I come all over myself as she tells me all the nasty details about the evening’s fuck with her well hung boyfriend. 
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secksfreeq:  id love to do this again!!  When she suggested a threesome with one of her old roommates, his eyes lit up, and his mind was filled with visions of all the things he could do when with two hot women.  What a shock it was to find out what she really had in mind.
hotwifefantasy:  They had been dating for a while and the time had come for us to meet.  When her lover came to pick her up, he wanted to make it perfectly clear to me who she belonged to by unzipping his pants and telling my wife to suck his cock right in front of me.  As she looked at me, she sucked harder and deeper.  Taking him as deep as she could, he grabbed the back of her head and fucked her face - telling me at the same time how she was his bitch and that I better get used to it.  I watched in awe as she let him fuck her mouth and face like this, something she had never allowed me to do nor I thought she would ever do.  It seemed to go on forever, but as he arched his back and grabbed her hair - I saw her throat throbbing as she swallowed to take all of his seed down into her stomach.  He then told her to stand and french kiss me, which she did, and then turned, fixed her hair and put her arm in his and left.  I did not see her again until the next day.
There’s all this fuss about white women fucking black guys on the web, Tons of sites, blogs, all kinds of shit.  My wife doesn’t get it.  My best friend Michael is black.  I’ve been sharing my wife with him since before we were married.  For her, getting fucked by a black cock is completely normal.
Baby, I know you love his cock, but enough with the smooches, I would really like to have some photos of you actually sucking it, and I know that Dave is thinking the same thing, aren’t you, buddy? 
See how his cock stretches my pussy, Honey.  I don’t think yours does that at all.
havahardt:  Alisha  I believe every guy, even straight ones like me, should be required to suck a cock every once in a while, if we want our women to give us head.  This sweetheart could easily be my first choice.